Sir NeighTHE GENTLEHORSE
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL DRESSED.

Long face.
Good taste.

Hand-drawn brown horse wearing a navy suit and tie in a field
SIR NEIGH PORTRAIT OF A PROFESSIONAL.
01 / INTRODUCING

A horse in a suit.
That's the whole pitch.

Meet the stable ↗Dress code: optional.
Long face: encouraged.
ALL SUIT. NO SMALL TALK. ALL SUIT. NO SMALL TALK.
02 / HIS CREDENTIALS

Overdressed.
Underwhelmed.

He left the pasture. Put on a tie. Looked directly into the camera. And somehow made it everyone else's problem.

No complicated backstory. No secret genius. Just Sir Neigh, taking absolutely nothing seriously — except the suit.

03 / YOU'RE INVITED

Keep good
compan-neigh.

No appointment needed. Bring your best memes.